Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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