small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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