Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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