It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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