ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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