the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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