Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Who wears a wallet chain?!
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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