Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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