Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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