Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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