What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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