Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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