Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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