there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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