what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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