We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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