I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Sorry about my life...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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