At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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