i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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