then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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