Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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