It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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