it was like eating out sand paper
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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