how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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