I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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