At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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