is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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