Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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