Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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