Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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