I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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