5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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