wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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