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so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
This is my gift to your gina
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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