i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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