I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
