I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
false alarm. still invincible.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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