Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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