Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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