Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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