I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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