just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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