I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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