The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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