Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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