I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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