quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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I just want to make out with him forever
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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