her vagine was all disorganized.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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Found the puke drawer
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Boobs are out for the taking
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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