Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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