"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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