Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
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