It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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