I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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