there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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