Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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