my room smells like sperm. sweet.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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