the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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