I bet he comes in French.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I made him laugh his dick is mine
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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